Dude my mom stole all your condoms
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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