just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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