Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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