Your tits are I can't wait for
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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