you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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