Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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