who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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