my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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