Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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