If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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