You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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