Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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