Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no you cant smoke seaweed
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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