But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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