JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
be right there i have to get my cape
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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