what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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