What a fucking waste of an outfit
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
well most of my day revolves around power hour
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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