Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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