I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
God, I missed his penis.
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