My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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