He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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