did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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