it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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