We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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