Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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