My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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