the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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