So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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