I seem to have left my pride at pride
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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