Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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