I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
