I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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