I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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