woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
my shit smells like andre
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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