So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have aggressive nipples.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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