soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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