Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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