Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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