i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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