There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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