dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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