dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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