Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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