wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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