How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
