Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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