hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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