She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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