I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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