Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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