My cat gives me a boner
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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