It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I deserve this hangover.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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