Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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